Log 6: THE RED BALLOON

I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does).

Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters.

ATUM
(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Log 5: Out with the new and in with the Old

I couldn't think of any other name that would make me sound bad, so here's one that references the Captain's new website: www.tinyurl.com/petrifyingproductions. Well, I'll try again next week...

Oh, and please be prepared for technical difficulties ahead. The Captain is experimenting with his new Lumiere camera.


ATUM
(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Log 4: Automaton Monster (In 3D!)

Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show...

ATUM
(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Log 3: Shhhhh...

The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules.

Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this.

-ATUM
(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Log 2: Kaboom!

The captain starts recording the activities of the natives, but perhaps their holiday cheer is to much for him. Not me however.

Sorry for the long wait. I hope to get the captain casting every week from now on.

-ATUM

(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)