48: Psychedelic Steampunk

Things get trippy when the Captain talks about Pink Elephants On Parade, 2001: A Space Odyssey and  Psychedelic Steampunk band Jonny Squid.

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47: All I want for christmas is expensive steampunk stuff

The show has returned, hopefully it will come out more frequently now. This christmas special is a little late, but you wouldn't have listened to it until after christmas anyway. Don't forget to check out the captain's web series's christmas special as well: http://blip.tv/m4/5-happy-christmanukkahdanzaa-6465543

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46: The Steampunkification part 1

After the Captain's failed attempt to remove everything not steampunk about himself (28: You Can Jekyll but you can't Hyde) he and Jack Yackly attempt to go back in time and kill people who made the world not steampunk as it should be.

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45: All's well that begins well

The Captain will end the controversy and discover how time really began!

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44: THE PHILOSOPHY OF K-POP

As always, the title is in Caps because this episode has a very special guest, Lucy F. Tennyson. The Captain, Ms. Tennyson and Mr. Rotcorp discuss the deep philosophical meaning of that classic song "Gangham Style" (Whippet Gundam Style). ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

43: Dr. Evil Strikes Back

He's back.

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42: This is not a filler episode

This is definitely not a filler episode. It is actually part of the overall storyline, and it will make sense eventually, through some convoluted tie in at the end of the series, which at the moment has no end, just like this sentence (unless you stop listening), so we're all good!

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41: DR. EVIL

As usual, the show title is in caps because there is a guest on. And there are moles in this show.

40: Musical Guest HYDROGEN SKYLINE

Hydrogen Skyline will be performing with Abney Park in Denver, August 5th. That means that the Captain MUST GO!

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39: Off the Deep End

Just another show where the Captain rants about physics and surrealist movies.

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38: RETURN OF THE RED BALLOON

And he did it again! This version really should work, and hopefully this whole mess won't happen again. It is an awesome episode, so don't give up. The long awaited return of the Captain's most popular guest. For new listeners, the shows with their names in all uppercase letters like this one have guest stars. That way, if you like the shows with guests, you can easily go through the list and download them.

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37: Apocalypse Cow

Why is this episode named Apocalypse Cow? Because it wants to be.                

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36: AnomalyCon part 3

And again. Now the Captain discusses his favorite surreal film and reads a ridiculously long letter from Veronique Chevalier. Oh, and JOIN GOOGLE+ SO YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM! Facebook is going down after all.

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35: Musical Guest UNWOMAN

The Captain interviews Unwoman and plays much of her awesome Electronic/Cello music.

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34: AnomalyCon Part 2

Lots of stuff happens and the captain tries some new weird things. Of course, it isn't normal, why would it be?

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33: EVERYTHING CHANGES!

And now...the show will never be the same again!

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32: PDF Bonus I: Sewerat

Well, since the captain hasn't been able to come out with regular shows as he attempts to reinvigorate the podcast, here's a random story he wrote:

31: Musical Guest BB BLACKDOG

BB BlackDog is a steampunk band that the Captain interviewed at AnomalyCon. They are "super cool."

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30: AnomalyCon Part 1

I get a new voice, and I'm now very talkative. Lots of interviews from the highlight of the year, AnomalyCon! If you were interviewed, you may not be on todays show. Due to the high volume of interviews the Captain is spreading them out. Never fear, if you were interviewed, you will be on the show at some point.

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29: The Adventures of Proctorman!

Well, the Captain's movie is finally done! Here's how to find it online: Go to YouTube, search "a trip to the moon colorized air" and click on the first result. In the video description there is a link to his film. It is a full length remake of "A Trip to the Moon." Make sure to email him lots of critiques, I'm sure he'd love it! (Or I'd love to see him get them).

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